My bro Dwight told me the cig lighter was invented before the match. Man, that’s messed up.
It makes you wonder about all the other things that happen in-reverse. Like how my girlfriend paid for her car repairs. She used her vehicle to pay for the mechanic. No lie! She had about $2000 on an estimate and not enough money to pay for it. But she needed that car – she commutes five days a week for work. So unless she got it fixed, she wasn’t going to work.
My sister came up with the solution. She is on the internet all day and night, so she found this company that loans you money for the value of your value. She went Car Title Loans in Dallas. They gave her the cash the next day. Maybe not so screwed up if it works.